I found an article I’m gonna actually write about, kids!!!! I am taking a week vacation this week, though, so who knows if I’ll get the motivation to throw it up this week, but whatever.

le sigh.

Since I am not posting here, ever, I will share with you the messages I constantly get on myspace when I login.

Hello my name is Thomas.I am 54 years old with short sandy blonde hair and a short salt and pepper beard and I weigh 150lbs.I work in Iraq and no im not in the military.I will be in Denver in August and was wondering if you would like to get together.Its been 8 months since Ive been with a woman.I will show you a good time as well you show me a good time.I need to make love to a female so bad.I love a lot of foreplay.If you are interested e-mail me.What is Pinky aka Dildo.

I keep promising to post on “WHY PEOPLE ON WELFARE DON’T DESERVE NICE THINGS” but, well, I don’t fucking feel like it and I’d rather write profane things that have no significance to anyone’s life except my own.  Honestly, blogging is really an exercise in ego, and since I don’t particularly have an ego anywhere else, I shall on this fuckhole of a blog.

I’m thinking of getting a tattoo.  I’m also thinking of getting a wii.  I can afford neither.  <3 capitalism.

Today, I bought a Foreman grill, Lego Star Wars for my PS3 and Twilight (the book).  I also got new brakes on my car.  I realized I need another day off bc my ankle hurts and I’m feeling lazy………

Also, I have to work 7 days in a row, which is worth it bc Scott is coming into town and I will get to meet up with old friends/roomies from college, but it’s gonna suuucckkk.  I have not cleaned my house at all.  Plus, my washer and dryer in my apt is broken, so i came over to daniel’s to do laundry and now it’s already 11:18pm and i am blah.

btw, if you’re on twitter, you can follow me here.  this is all a part of my ploy to get daniel on twitter, btw.  but what the fuck ever.

ok, i need to get my clothes out the dryer and then go the fuck home.  does anyone even read this shit??? if yes, comment plz

Alright, so I was going to keep this blog purely issue/politics/whatever relation, but the fact is, I never update it because I’m more involved in my personal life than I am with any issues at the moment, and honestly feel like a lot of the blogging ‘activism’ that happens online is entirely detached from the real world in that it’s basically the fucking peanut gallery and that the “mainstream” progressive bloggers happen to have mad amounts of privilege to continue doing what they are doing.  Besides, my real life is prolly much more entertaining than my commentary on other people’s blog posts who you’ve never read.

Thus, I’ll just be posting random snippets from my days here and other random shit and of course my spry political commentary will seep in, but at least I’ll update more than once a month (hopefully).

So, a co-worker let me borrow Step Brothers, and it’s just not my sense of humor at all.  If I was stoned as fuck, it’d prolly be funnier.  I have Twilight and Walk the Line that I need to watch too.  I don’t know why I put twilight on the top of my netflix queue, but it’s in blu ray and features womanly featured pale white men.  i shall prolly like it.

ok, what the fuck.  this shit is boring.  eat a bag of dicks, sir.

Until I have focus and more cleverness.  That’s right.  Sorry?  Hopefully I’ll actually be here soon.