Because otherwise I’d be writing questions for the new training at work about sex toys and I’m kinda sick of it!!!!  But, it shall be epic.

Remember when I was going to porn reviews???  I think I’ll start that back up since I have easy access to it and it would help me with my actual, real job.

And maybe sex toy stuff too.

i added watermelon vodka to this nasty “sync” vitamin water, and it actually tastes good.  hydrating while i dehydrate, and all that.  i think vitamin water is a total bunch of bullshit, but i drink it because it’s better than drinking pop and i won’t drink water unless i’m hiking (which i won’t do).

speaking of being able to hike; my ankle has been royally messed up for a year and a half now and until i gett good health insurance, i will limp and be in pain.  this kinda sucks.  i keep saying i should just go to one of the “community health clinics” but i’m positive i need an MRI and surgery, which you can’t get for cheap.  fucking fuck fuck.  insurance at work is basically there in case your arm falls off, so you won’t have to pay *as* much.  it’s not there for actual health.  *annoying*

also, i have stopped smoking for two weeks and one day as of today.  i’m surprised how i don’t really miss it at all.  to replace this bad habit, i now read books.  hence, i have read the first three twilight books, almost all of harry potter and the half blood prince, and 1/3 of ender’s game so far.  i just bought the final twilight book today, so that will prolly be done by the weekend.  the twilight books would be better without the main character.  i find her boring and way too dependent on a man who controls her and treats her like crap.  i like the secondary characters much, much more.  ender’s game is an odd book so far, and i find that the author had an obsession with asses, or so it seems.  i mean, i suppose there’s some purpose to the language, showing that the kids they’re training up to be killers are immature and young, but i just cringe when i read the kids calling each other “fart-eater” or whatever.  and of course, the harry potter books are my favorites, and i love them  waaay better than twilight for sure.  my harry potter tattoo is still on my mind, but i honestly don’t have to ovaries to get them.  i just should.

tomorrow, the buyer for my store will be there.  we had a totally pointless meeting with him this sunday, where he helped us with selling and customer service (being the salesperson by a bazillion at my store means i probably already do everything he said, and i do).  but i will grill him on why we never have certain things in that sell amazingly well, why we sell toys ANY toys with phthalates in them since we acknowledge they may be harmful to our customers, and why we have ugly fucking clothes at the moment that don’t fucking sell.  of course, i prolly won’t have the opportunity to do so, but that’s the plan.

i have learned how to negotiate the politics at work as to get what i want and also to help with some of the idiocy that runs rampant in my manager.  today he got snippy with me, and later apologized, but it’s like this thing where i am a really hard worker, and i know what the fuck i’m doing, so i’m in this position where i set and example, but don’t get paid more, but am expected to work harder…which is ok.  but there’s really only one of my assistant managers who i like a whole lot because he’s on top of shit.  i am hoping that this other job i heard of comes to fruition soon, so i can apply for it.  it would pretty much be perfect.

my “ex” turned 21 two days ago.  i am almost 27.  i realize that he’s fucking immature and young, but super hot…lol.  anyway, i can’t really write anything here about that except that i’m a total idiota.

Do i take a five week online course???? i mean, if i could get an A and actually do it, it would be totally worth it.  i think i’ll just fucking do it.  if you need more explanation on that, well, too fucking bad.

also, one of my favorite bloggers totally tweeted the tagline on my blog the other day, which made me feel special and then ridiculous.  too bad i rarely have much of substance to say.  actually, if i was meaner, i would rip into other blog’s posts, but that seems to just start flame wars, but maybe i’ll just take two blogs i am not a fan of (pandagon and feministing) and rip into that shit.  i would be super late to the blast fucked up white feminist bloggers club, but i’m sure it gets not worth it after a while, and one would need to blood to help rip apart the privileged idiocy.

i purchased a replacement for my “please stick it in.  it’s the law [picture of seatbelt]” bumper sticker magnet today ebcause it was fading.  so sad.  lol.

this has been a pointless post, but at least you’re updated on my life and alcoholism.  tee fucking hee